Imagine a future with teleportation. Now picture our current society: comparing images, nurturing negativity, and most important of all: making everything profitable. What would that society do with a technology as vast as teleportation? The answer: Lose Your Sh*t.
The epitome of a capitalist society, profiting from negativity, Lose Your Sh*t is the totally mature way to get revenge. The app allows users to take revenge or pull pranks by having a bird of their choice teleported to their victim to take a sh*t on their head. Portals are enabled on top of lamp posts across Europe to provide a discreet and bird-friendly service. The 'hits' are arranged on a booking app, featuring a series of questions designed to match the user with the best bird for the task.